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Joke of the Day 7/20/10
07-20-2010, 08:17 AM
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Joke of the Day 7/20/10
An American tourist went to a restaurant in Madrid for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are cojones!", the waiter replied. "Co-Ho-Nays, you say?", queried the tourist. "Si senor, they are the... ah... how you say... testicles of the bull killed in the bullring today." explained the waiter.
The tourist gulped but tasted the plate anyways, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "I am curious, the cojones are much smaller than the ones i had yesterday." "Es verdad, senor," said the waiter, "Eh... you see the bull, he does not always lose!"

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07-20-2010, 02:40 PM
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RE: Joke of the Day 7/20/10
Hahahaha!

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07-20-2010, 02:59 PM
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WIN!!

Made me laugh and get grossed out at the same time!

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07-20-2010, 05:17 PM
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so nasty, hahha

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07-21-2010, 12:28 AM
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haha funny
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07-21-2010, 04:10 AM
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hahaha cojones de corrida!

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