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Artikgrau325is
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Let's play a game.

Alright guys, I figured this might be good for some laughs...

Pretty simple, you're at the checkout counter at Wal-Mart (or other huge retailer store of preference)...What (2) items of your choice can you buy that can raise an eyebrow from the cashier?

The Rules:
a) You're only limited to items that can be found at those stores, you will not find submachine guns or elephants at Wal-Mart.
b) Condoms, condoms, condoms...everyone chooses a box of condoms, let's leave that one out and rank up the difficulty Wink .
c) You can have multiple numbers of one item, as long as you don't go crazy (for example 2,000 packs of gum would undoubtedly get you a weird response) let's limit multiple items to 5.

I'll go first.

5 bottles of 10W30 motor oil...and a full body hair waxing kit Runaway

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This post was last modified: 05-26-2008 07:06 PM by Artikgrau325is.

05-26-2008 07:03 PM

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RE: Let's play a game.

harold and kuhmar go to white castle on VHS
and a giant box of strawberry milkshake poptarts
at 230am
=)

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05-26-2008 07:35 PM

Artikgrau325is
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boosted ej8 Wrote:

harold and kuhmar go to white castle on VHS
and a giant box of strawberry milkshake poptarts
at 230am
=)

Hahaha...poptarts sound pretty damn good right about now actually...VHS...do they even sell VHS anymore in retail stores?

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05-26-2008 07:38 PM

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Artikgrau325is Wrote:

boosted ej8 Wrote:

harold and kuhmar go to white castle on VHS
and a giant box of strawberry milkshake poptarts
at 230am
=)

Hahaha...poptarts sound pretty damn good right about now actually...VHS...do they even sell VHS anymore in retail stores?

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05-26-2008 07:47 PM

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Ex-lax
Depends

05-26-2008 08:22 PM

Artikgrau325is
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Buahaha....gimmezell is brutal with it hahaha...I didn't even know they had those for men...

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05-26-2008 08:38 PM

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Pregnancy test and one wire coat hanger Big Grin

BBQ Blowout Sale!!

05-26-2008 09:41 PM

Artikgrau325is
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omgwtfbbq! Wrote:

Pregnancy test and one wire coat hanger Big Grin

Runaway

I think we have a winnar.

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05-26-2008 09:50 PM

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ky-jelly and eckridge sausage

ROFLMFAO!!!!

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05-27-2008 12:06 AM

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i would get one of those cooked chickens they have at wal-mart and a big bouncy ball and a lil girls bike with a barbie bell on it . lol
cant forget the helmet lol

05-27-2008 12:50 AM

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